We May Put Him Out to Pasture...

I ask of you, "What exactly have I done to anger the barnyard population?" We, the Fitzpatricks, have had a particularly spotty, shall we call it, relationship with those favoring the pastoral life this fall. And I frankly have no idea why.
It began in October when Maddie was having trouble sleeping one night and we discovered, to our shock, dismay, and, if I may admit it, digust, that she had acquired pinworms. And when I say worms, I mean worms. While most moms know that pinworms are super common in little kids, especially in ones that put their hand in their mouths - as does thumb sucking Maddie - it was no less disconcerting to see those suckers at midnight. Jameson also seemed to have a small case, so the entire family was treated. With something called Vermox. Doesn't that sound like an inocuolation for a goat?
Jump forward to November when we apparently struggled with the swine flu. I know, I know, it's called H1N1, but let's call it what it is. The big fat fault of the pigs! That really sent us to the edge. Jameson wound up in the hospital for 6 days, Maddie was sick at home with fever for 8, as was Katie.
Now we enter December. I am finally feeling good about everything. All 3 kids are back at school. Life seems to be returning to normal. Then Jameson starts getting blisters on his hands and feet and one or two on his face. Hand, foot and mouth disease (referred to as hoof and mouth in the animal community). Again, another popular childhood ailment, but another one attached to farms??????? It is running its course...but not without other possible victims. It seems that some blisters are showing up on Chris' hands and maybe feet. I am thinking he may be paranoid, but don't tell him that. Irregardless, if it is hoof and mouth, I'm just going to put him in the yard.
Now if I could just do something about the bovine I see when I look in the mirror.....
Happy Holidays to you all!